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About NoRulezChris

NoRulezChris Biography

NoRulezChris writes true short stories, podcasts, interviews, reviews, & ratings…..about an incredible, crazy, blessed, and successful life. Author, publisher, traveler, adventurer, concert producer & promoter, beer vendor, photographer, podcaster, web builder, fisherman, and lover. Check the spelling NoRulezChris or Rulez Chris not No Rules Chris, noruleschris.

Childhood

Born in Aurora, CO.

Parents divorced at age 5. I lived with my father and Brother. We went to the Mile High Flea Market every Friday, Saturday, and Wednesday, to sell items my father found in dumpsters throughout Aurora, CO.

At the age of 8, I moved in with my mother and stepfather, while my brother stayed with my father and stepmother.

I went to a different elementary school every year because my parents moved so much.

Teens

Still hanging out at the Fleamarket, where I sold sports cards.

I worked as a dishwasher, submaker, barista, cashier, cook, and salesperson for cards & comics.

I met some Denver Broncos and my 1st celebrities ever at Olympic Park in Aurora, CO where I got autographs and met John Elway, Steve Atwater, Vance Johnson, and more.

I played basketball and football in middle school.

Dropped out of school at Rangeview High School with the 7th-worst GPA in the entire school. Before that, I attended Aurora Community College for a class. I went back to school at Smoky Hill High School. My mother and stepfather went bankrupt, gave away my dogs and I had to move to my father’s unwillingly. Mom and stepfather lived with stepfather’s parents. I went to Strasburg High School for a short period before officially dropping out of high school again.

I began writing to football, baseball, and basketball, players requesting autographs.

Young Adult

Worked as a cook, answered phones, made pizzas, did telemarketing, worked as a cashier, and was a day laborer.

Lived in Aurora, Denver, Strasburg, Bennett, and Buena Vista.

At 18, I lost my virginity, tried alcohol, and weed for the first time. My 1st concert was Weezer at The Ogden Theatre in Denver, CO.

At the age of 19, I tried cocaine one night, only once ever, and mushrooms once. I tried LSD/Acid, for the first time. I got shot, while being naked by the police.

Got my GED while studying at Emily Griffith College.

Went to prison for half a year.

20s

Worked as a sub maker, cashier, pizza maker, cook, dishwasher, server, newspaper stacker, prep cook, bagel assembler, barista, concert producer & promoter, stay at home dad.

Lived in Aurora, Littleton, Fort Collins, Fraser, and Golden.

Brought three beautiful babies into this world.

Attended Metropolitan State College, and Red Rocks Community College.

At the age of 26 I began my career as a concert producer & promoter, cutting my teeth at venues, such as Rock Island, Club Bash, The Cricket On The Hill, Paramount Cafe, Ecks Saloon, Iliff Park Saloon, The Beach, Blue Mule, Squire Lounge, Hermans Hideaway, Hi-Dive, Cherry Pit, Cervantes Masterpiece Ballroom, Aztlan Theatre, Climax Lounge, house parties, and more.

At 29, I started a company, producing & promoting concerts.

30s

Worked as a pickup truck & trailer, driver, and loaded both, full of recycled tires independently, a deli baker, an overnight motel clerk, and a full-time student.

Lived in Fort Lupton, Westminster, Lone Tree, Golden, and Denver.

I threw concerts at venues like Ogden Theatre, Gothic Theatre, Bluebird Theater, Ridglea Theater, Bushwackers Saloon, Club Dada, Quixotes True Blue, PT’s Club Inferno, Aggie Theater, Starlight Theater, Buckets Laundromat, coffee shops, a senior living center, etc. I produced over 1,000 concerts, with over 2,000 different bands, in 5 states.

At the time, I threw the festival with the most booked bands in Colorado ever. The festival ticket was ten bucks and got you into ten venues with over 100 bands and artists playing over 3 days.

I toured, booked, produced, and promoted the 1st tour of all-time with DaBaby.

Wrote a Colorado Travel book and designed it with my personal photographs on Adobe Photoshop.

Started a publishing company, published my travel book, and my 14 yr. Old Daughters’ Cookbook.

Volunteer of the Year at Fort Lupton Public Library

I attended FRCC, and AIMS Community College.

Won multiple Master Angler Awards from the Colorado Division of Wildlife including Smallmouth Bass, Largemouth Bass, and Common Carp.

Drove to Super Bowl 50 in Santa Clara, CA to be close to the game and the Denver Broncos. We tent camped at Joseph D. Grant County Park.

Won a jackpot on Deal or No Deal in Central City at 4 a.m after I missed a call from Denver Broncos running back C.J. Anderson.

40s

Worked as a prep cook, delivery driver, dishwasher, stadium concessions, and more.

Lived in Lakewood, Westminster, Boulder, and Thornton.

Lived in a 1979 RV for 4 months, and camped all around including Curt Gowdy State Park, Cherry Creek State Park, Chatfield State Park, Boyd Lake State Park, St. Vrain State Park, Bear Creek Lake, Boulder County Fairgrounds, Glenwood Springs Rest Area, and that’s about it.

Graduated college at Front Range Community College. Received an Associate’s Degree in Liberal Arts. 3.11 GPA. It took me nearly 5 years of college before obtaining a degree.

Won multiple Master Angler Awards from the Colorado Division of Wildlife including White Crappie, Common Carp, Grass Carp, and Wiper.

Began traveling to Denver Broncos games out of state including Minneapolis MN, Cincinnati OH, Green Bay WI, and Miami FL.

Signed on as a beer vendor, bartender, vending room manager, beer loader, beer cart, in-seat server, and cashier at Coors Field, Empower Field, Pepsi Center, Folsom Field, The Meadows Music Venue, Denver Coliseum, Fiddlers Green, Canvas Stadium, Salt River Fields, and 1st Bank Center.

Got into 3 car accidents in 1 year. I was run over by an SUV while walking in Miami, FL on vacation. I was on a ventilator and was in a coma for nearly a month.

Booked the band LAW and Jakob Nowell for two nights in Fort Collins, and Denver.

Began writing short stories.

Went to twelve Denver Broncos games in 1 season, including Baltimore MD, Los Angeles CA, Las Vegas NV, Charlotte NC, and London UK.

Became homeless for 4 months. I spent my nights at the airports, mainly Denver International Airport.

Got my car stuck in Fallon, NV, and ended up wandering the desert naked till I was found. I was taken to the hospital.

Found a place to hunker down and meditate for 2 yrs., and 9 months.

Published my true short stories online at http://www.NoRulezChris.com

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