Window Smashed by NoRulezChris

     I trucked down the longest Mall in America, the 16th St. Mall in Downtown Denver, Colorado. I parked on the street, at the meters, one block from the Hotel. I waited for some sports teams’ autographs on the sidewalk in front of the hotel
     It was me and another three. Two of the autograph hounds were extra dicks, the Bat Boy and Brace Face. These two would always get high-value stuff signed and then sell it on eBay. Also, present was SmokeyJo who usually got balls and high-end items signed as well as gets a lot of pictures with some great, famous, Hip Hop musicians. SmokeyJo is friendly and blazes the chronic while getting autographs.
     I mentioned to Bat Boy that I asked one of the players over the phone at the hotel for a piece of memorabilia. “You called him?”, he snarled. “That’s what I do. I make moves differently than the rest of y’all.” I belted back. This pissed Bat Boy off and he smashed my car window when I wasn’t looking. Did this assface just bust my shit? Fucking pathetic bullies. One of these two dicks smashed the rear passenger window, attempting to chase me away from the golden grounds of seed planting and harvesting. I believe the window was smashed out of anger, I did things differently, and still made mistakes. I should have never spoken. This was right before NoRulezChris was developed officially.
      My car has busted glass in my daughter’s car seat, broad daylight, public, nothing stolen, on the walking side.

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